Baritone Ukulele Cover of The Good Life by Weezer from the album, Pinkerton.
Chords and Lyrics
[Verse 1]
GDAmE
When I look in the mirror I can't believe what I see
GDAmE
Tell me, who's that funky dude starin' back at me?
GDAmE
Broken, beaten down can't even get around
GDAmE
without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground
GDAmB7
Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone
[Verse 2]
GDAmE
Excuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complain
GDAmE
I should have no feeling, 'cuz feeling is pain
GDAmE
As everything I need is denied me
GDAmE
And everything I want is taken away from me
GDAmB7 (quick transistion)
But who do I got to blame? Nobody but me
[Chorus]
B7C
I don't wanna be a old man anymore
DGEm
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
EmAmD
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
DGEm
It's time I got back to the good life
EmAm7D
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
DGEm
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
EmAmD
I wanna go back, yeah!
[Verse 3]
GDAmE
Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no Mr. cool
GDAmE
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
GDAmE
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna cause a scene
GDAmE
I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea
GDAmB7
Hear me? Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!
[Chorus]
B7C
I don't wanna be a old man anymore
DGEm
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
EmAmD
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
DGEm
It's time I got back to the good life
EmAmD
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
DGEm
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
EmAmD
I wanna go back, yeah!
[Solo]
G#C#F#BEC#F#BG#C#F#BG#C#F#B
[Bridge]
AmDGEmAmDGEm
[Bridge]
Am
I wanna go back
D
I wanna go back
GEm
And I don't even know how I got off the track
Am
It's time I got back
D
It's time I got back
GEm
And I don't even know how I got off the track
AmD
I wanna go back.... Yeah!
[Chorus]
B7C
I don't wanna be a old man anymore
DGEm
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
EmAmD
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
DGEm
It's time I got back to the good life
EmAmD
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
DGEm
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
EmAmD
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
DGEm
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
[Outro]
EmAmD
I wanna go back.... I wanna go back
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/weezer/the-good-life-chords-136186
Baritone Ukulele Cover of Phone Numbers by Dominic Fike and produced by Kenny Beats.
Chords and Lyrics
[Intro]
Amaj7G#7
Can you break bread with me?
C#m7F#7
Break bread with me, break, break
Amaj7G#7
Can you break bread with me?
C#m7F#7
Break bread with me
Whoa, Kenny!
[Chorus]
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me?
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me?
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes?
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah)
F#7
'Cause I got more coming
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me? (Why, why?)
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me? (Oh)
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes? (Uh)
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah, why?)
'Cause I got more coming
[Verse 1]
Amaj7G#7
Yes, I moved my shawty from Florida to Hollywood
C#m7
Bought some gold, shit look big on me
F#7
Got some goals, itâs a list on me
Amaj7G#7
Yeah, lil' bitch, Iâm rich off rock n' roll
C#m7
The strippers and the strobe playin' tricks on me
F#7
The stones hittin' different
Amaj7G#7
You supposed to be pissed at me (No!)
They from Tiffany (Please)
C#m7F#7
Keep my name out yo mouth like some wisdom teeth
Amaj7G#7
(And you wonder why), why Iâm not there with you
(I ainât answered my phone in so long)
[Chorus]
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me?
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me?
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes?
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah)
F#7
'Cause I got more coming
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me? (Why, why?)
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me? (Oh)
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes? (Uh)
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah, why?)
'Cause I got more coming
[Post-Chorus]
Amaj7G#7
Can you break bread with me?
C#m7F#7
Break, break bread with me (Yuh, okay)
Amaj7G#7
Break, break, can you break bread with me?
Break bread with me (Huh)
G#7
Can you break bread with me?
[Verse 2]
Amaj7
And yes, I moved lil' shawty from 'round me
G#7
She been all in my business as of late
C#m7
I got rich so goddamn fast
F#7
They want this bread, canât catch a break
Amaj7
And yes, I know you tired of hatin'
G#7
Iâm tired of staring at your face
C#m7F#7
And if a bitch retaliate, we can go tit for tat today
Amaj7
Thatâs on my momma
G#7
Thatâs on Big Sean
Thatâs on lil' A from FLA
C#m7G#7
Out here in LA, tryna make shit shake, tryna wrap this case (Ho)
Amaj7G#7
Thatâs a whole 120K to the magistrate for my parents sake
And you still talkin' 'bout sharing cake
G#7
Shut the fuck up!
[Chorus]
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me?
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me?
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes?
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah)
F#7
'Cause I got more coming
Amaj7G#7
Why you not here with me? (Why, why?)
C#m7F#7
Can you break bread with me? (Oh)
Amaj7
Why you switch phone numbers like clothes? (Uh)
G#7C#m7
Why you can't answer me? (Yeah, why?)
'Cause I got more coming
[Outro]
Amaj7G#7
Can you break bread with me?
C#m7F#7
Break, break bread with me (Yuh, okay)
Amaj7G#7
Break, break, can you break bread with me?
Break bread with me (Huh)
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/dominic-fike/phone-numbers-chords-2810975
Email Sent on Jun 9 2020
Once upon a time,
My siblings played a trick on me…
We were messing around in our house in San Clemente, then my brother had the gall to play dead on the living room floor.
My sister and oldest brother went along, saying “Oh no! He’s dead!”
Even as a 4-year-old, I knew they were just joking.
But they decided to double-down, “No, he’s really dead!!!”
I may have tried to poke his face or yelled in his ear or something…
But the looks on my other two siblings’ faces had me convinced — my brother had gone belly up.
So what does a gullible 4-year-old do?
I’ll tell you:
He remembers last week’s training at pre-school about emergencies, “Dial 911”
He rushes to the phone.
And before he can mutter a word to the operator…
Would you believe it? My brother came back to life!
A true miracle!
I still wonder to this day how they were able to save him so quickly…
Thank you, 911.
===
Now, you may know that I’ve done quite a bit of rap/hip-hop covers.
I’ve also done a lot of covers of songs and artists that are practically unheard of.
Why? I don’t know, I guess my ears are just different…
I simply choose to cover songs that I really like AND that I really like to play.
That’s where the passion and joy comes in.
With that in mind, here’s your first look at my newest cover, “Phone Numbers” by Dominic Fike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG24Cb47aVE&feature=youtu.be
Thanks and Enjoy,
Dylan
P.S. There’s something called ‘Sessions Live’ that I’m gonna try out. More details on that next time.
Baritone ukulele cover of D.J.’s by Sublime from the album, 40 Oz. to Freedom
Chords and Lyrics
C
All of the DJs surly have taken a lesson
CCC
Start talkin trash and I'll come with my smith and wesson
(for the verses, just mess around on the A#/C but play C mostly)
A little competition comes my way
But it always winds up the same
The stone that the builder refused
Shall be the head cornerstone
AmC
Ain't nothing wrong
AmCFCG
Ain't nothing right and still I sit and lie awake all night
C
All of the DJs surely have taken a lesson
CCA#C
Try talkin' trash and I'll come with my Smith and Wesson
Enough d.j.s come with enough, enough stylee
But when I bust my lyrics we all know it's wicked and wiley
AmC
Ain't nothing wrong
AmCFCG
Ain't nothing right and still I sit and lie awake all night
C
Oh yeah Rubadub blender
A new mixer, go,
I am the one DJ with enough flava ,it go
Here I go, here I'm come, heara the dubbed down d.j.
Lord have this grilled cheese
I mean ah, I am Jamican but I ain't no freak
I caught the man Ino with a ten pound bag of tweak
Hold on, though we call it ghost rider
Every time we see them you fulfill the danger
AmC
Ain't nothing wrong
AmCFCG
Ain't nothing right and still I sit and lie awake all night
CC
Oh, oh yea
CFG
Dreddy got a job to do, and we might fulfill his mission
CFG
To see his pain would be his greatest ambition but ah,
CFG
We will survive in this world of competition
C
Using guns and our ammunition
bo,bo,bo,bo,bo,bo,bo
(This part is kinda wack but its the same as the last riff with a wha or something on it)
CFGCFG (do this untill the end)
I won't wait so long mm,
i said I won't wait so long for you
oh, oh, yeah mmm ooh oh
hard to get so much
hmm, stop your messin' around
ah ah ah ah better think of your future
ah ah ah ah time you straighten right out
C
ah ah ah ah or you'll wind up in jail
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/sublime/djs-chords-763700
Email Sent on Jun 22 2020
Hey everyone,
Here’s your first look at my new cover of “D.J.’s” by Sublime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YytDpRevEzY
As usual, I made another cover of a song that nobody knows…
(Though I know some of you like Sublime as much as me)
But this has recently become one of my favorite Sublime songs.
And to be honest, this is probably my favorite cover I’ve made so far.
Check out the original too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy_KBFz115E
You’ll notice that I stayed pretty true to the original in terms of rhythm and harmonies.
Feel free to let me know what you think and give a like/comment/etc.
Baritone ukulele cover of What I Got by Sublime from the album, Sublime.
Chords and Lyrics
[Intro]
DG (4x)
[Verse]
DG
Early in the morning
DG
Risin' to the street
DG
Light me up that cigarette
DG
And I strap shoes on my feet
DG
Got to find a reason
DG
A Reason things went wrong
DG
Got to find a reason
DG
why my money's all gone
DG
I got a dalmatian
DG
And I can still get high
DG
I can play the guitar
DG
Like a motherfuckin' riot
[Break]
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------6~---------7--5--3-3----|
G|----5-7----7-5-7~--7--5--4-4----|
D|--7-----------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|
e|------------10------------------------|
B|-------10h12--12-12p10-13-12-10-------|
G|--11h12------------------------12^----|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|
[Verse]
DG
Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
D
Cause you might get run over
G
or you might get shot
D
Never start no static
G
I just get it off my chest
D
Never had to battle with no
G
bulletproof vest
D
Take a small example
G
Take a tip from me
D
Take all of your money
G
Give it up to charity
D
Love is what I got
G
It's within my reach
D
And the Sublime style's
G
Still straight from Long Beach
D
It all comes back to you
G
You'll finally get what you deserve
D
Try and test that
G
Your bound to get served
D
Love's what I got
G
Don't start a riot
D
You'll feel it when
G
the dance get's hot
[Chorus]
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What i got
G
I said remember that
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What I got
G
Now remember that
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What i got
G
I said remember that
DG
Lovin',
DG
Is What I got
[Verse]
D
(That's) why I don't cry
G
When my dog runs away
D
I Don't get angry
G
At the bills I have to pay
D
I don't get angry
G
When my mom smokes pot
D
Hits the bottle
G
And goes right to the rock
DG
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
DG
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
DGD
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
[Instrumental]
DG (4x)
[Chorus]
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What i got
G
I said remember that
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What I got
G
Now remember that
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What i got
G
I said remember that
DG
Lovin',
D
Is What I got
[Outro]
DGDGDGDhttps://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/sublime/what-i-got-chords-1756390
Email Sent Jul 16 2020
Hey guys,
Got some good things to share:
First of all, I’ve reached 200 subscribers on youtube yesterday. Not a huge deal compared to others, but it’s progress. Thank you so much guys.
I did some maff, it took nearly 3 years to get to 100 subscribers, then another 8 months to get to 200 — I really hope the exponential rate continues…
Next bit of good news, I’ve got your priority access link to my new cover of “What I Got” by Sublime here: https://youtu.be/3ynQ-Bw24U0
I’m pretty sure the first time I heard this song was from playing a Dave Mirra’s Freestyle BMX demo disc on the original Playstation. (I really hope at least one of you can relate, remember playing as the Slim Jim guy?)
Last thing, I went ahead and wasted a Saturday to use a new video editing software to make a lyric video for the song, “Vibe With You”
I spent a considerable amount of time simply learning the basics, watching videos, and matching up the words with the music…
Everything synced up, it looked great, and sounded great.
And just my luck, I couldn’t render the video. In other words, the process of turning the project video into a downloadable video was fucked.
I did some googling to troubleshoot and finally found a working solution!
The video was complete.
And here, I’d like to share the final product with all of you:
Baritone ukulele cover of Uno by Rex Orange County.
Chords and Lyrics
Chords: || E | f#7 | g#7 | f#7 – B7 :|| Repeat
Yeah, I don’t know where to start How do you admit that you’re falling apart? I mean, how will I admit that I’m falling apart? My mother’s gonna worry but I’m fine in my heart I’ve lived the words that I’ve said And I live with a voice that tends to tell me that I’m shit in my head And well, maybe I should fuck it and be happy instead I should just say, “Fuck it, ” and be happy instead, right? Right ‘Cause there’s a lot of people tryna tell me how to deal with myself But I’m not gonna listen if you mention my health I don’t care, don’t tell me and don’t text me ‘Cause that kind of shit upsets me, just kind of affects me And it’s bringing me down, and I’m not gonna lie These days, I prefer to just not be outside And these days, I just end up spendin’ all of my time With my girlfriend, but to be honest, I think that’s alright ‘Cause time keeps rollin’ and I’m just makin’ songs I’m doing my best Still find myself stressed And I’m no longer sure where I belong I’m starting to rust Don’t know who to trust
Chords: || A | G# | c#m | E :|| Repeat til end
Some people concentrate on style too much But I think I just force myself to smile too much And that should soon end for the best I wanna live my life with no stress Love life and feel blessed, like It’s kind of funny on the inside I’m tryna be a man, but really I’m just a little child, shit And that’s pretty much it Yeah that’s pretty much it (Is there anything else?) Oh yeah My jaw hurts a lot because I grind it with stress (mhm?) I was an idiot recently and lost a lot of my friends (naw) Nothing brings me joy and nothing makes me smile Being at school makes me aware of how I haven’t been myself in awhile (oh) And I wonder what it was like to be eleven? Wonder if there’s such a thing as life after death, such a thing as heaven? (Why?) And every now and then I think about the fact that I’d become a legend if I died at 27
Email Sent on Aug 13 2020
Hello Ladies and Germs,
It’s about that time…
I got a new cover for you by one of my favorite new artists, Rex Naranja County.
Or as the Vietnamese might say, Rex Quận Cam.
For those of you who don’t know, Rex here isn’t really from Orange County. No. He’s actually from some old town in England.
His real name is Alex O’Connor. So he sort of turned Alex into “Rex” and used the initials of his last name (O.C.) to “Orange County”.
In short, I pretty much love all of his music.
In fact, I’ve already covered 10 of his songs. You can hear them all here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Y5nhLHgHw&list=PL4ejXeiFsSidgWPTQJC0fAt1ZbGxhe6W2
And now, here’s your exclusive first-look to my new cover of “Uno”: https://youtu.be/43XFhoV2BAY
I think this one turned out pretty good, even though I mest up summa the werds.
Enjoy,
Dilly Bar
P.S. New original is written, and I’ll be recording it this weekend!
Baritone ukulele cover of (Hit Me) Baby One More Time by Britney Spears from the album, …Baby One More Time.
Chords and Lyrics
Capo 3
[Verse 1]
Am
Oh baby, baby
EC
How was I supposed to know
DmE
That something wasn't right here
Am
Oh baby baby
EC
I shouldn't have let you go
DmE
And now you're out of sight, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
AmE
Show me, how you want it to be
C
Tell me baby
DmE
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
[Chorus]
AmE
My loneliness is killing me
CDmE
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
AmE
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
FGC
Give me a sign
DmEAm
Hit me baby one more time
[Verse 2]
Am
Oh baby, baby
EC
The reason I breathe is you
DmE
Boy you've got me flying
Am
Oh pretty baby
EC
There's no-thing that I wouldn't do
DmE
It's not the way I planned it
[Pre-Chorus]
AmE
Show me, how you want it to be
C
Tell me baby
DmE
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
[Chorus]
AmE
My loneliness is killing me
CDmE
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
AmE
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
FGC
Give me a sign
DmEAm
Hit me baby one more time
[Interlude]
Am
Oh baby, baby
ECDmE
How was I supposed to know
FG
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you
DmF
Gooooooooooooo
[Bridge]
GAmE
I must confess, that my loneliness
CDmEF
Is killing me now, don't you know I still believe
G
That you will be here
F
Now give me a sign
DmGG#dim
Hit me baby one more time
[Chorus]
AmE
My loneliness is killing me
CDmE
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
AmEFG
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
C
Give me a sign
DmE
Hit me baby one more time
AmE
My loneliness is killing me
CDmE
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
AmEFG
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
C
Give me a sign
DmE
Hit me baby one more time
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/britney-spears/baby-one-more-time-chords-279810
Baritone ukulele cover of Basket Case by Green Day from the album, Dookie.
Chords and Lyrics
[Verse 1]
DA
Do you have the time
BmF#m
To listen to me whine
GD
About nothing and everything
A
All at once
DA
I am one of those
BmF#m
Melodramatic fools
GD
Neurotic to the bone
A
No doubt about it
[Chorus]
GAD
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
GAD
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
GA
It all keeps adding up
DCBm
I think I'm cracking up
GA
Am I just paranoid?
(D*)
Am I just stoned?
[Riff]
D* A* Bm* A*
D* A* Bm* A*
[Verse 2]
DA
I went to a shrink
BmF#m
To analyze my dreams
GD
She says it's lack of sex
A
That's bringing me down
DA
I went to a whore
BmF#m
He said my life's a bore
GD
So quit my whining cause
A
It's bringing her down
[Chorus]
GAD
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
GAD
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
GA
It all keeps adding up
DCBm
I think I'm cracking up
GA
Am I just paranoid?
(D*)
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
[Riff]
D* A* Bm* A*
D* A* Bm* A*
D* A* Bm* A*
D* A* Bm* A*
[Bridge]
GA
Grasping to control
N.C. D
So I better hold on
[Instrumental]
DABmF#mGDADABmF#mGDA
[Chorus]
GAD
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
GAD
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
GA
It all keeps adding up
DCBm
I think I'm cracking up
GA
Am I just paranoid?
(D)
Am I just stoned?
[Outro]
DBmGDADBmGDADBmGDADBmGDAGDAhttps://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/green-day/basket-case-chords-955966
Email Sent on Nov 2 2020
Aloe,
Hope you had a spooky, socially-distanced Halloween!
Which is weird.
How did trick-or-treating work? Just throwing candy at kids? That actually doesn’t sound bad.
Speaking of bad…
Just wanna give you the first-look, before anyone else, at my new cover of Ba(d)sket Case by Green Day here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKw97ffilpg
Quick shtory:
Not too long ago, my friend Rocky and I were busking in the streets of Sandy Eggo — sorry, I meant San Diego. Which, according to Ron Burgundy, is Spanish for “A Whale’s Va–” (Stop being stupid, Dylan)
Moving on,
After playing for a while, there was a Scottish couple sitting nearby, and the man asked (with a thick Scottish accent) if I knew any “guh deen day.”
Me: “Sorry I’ve never heard of them, guh-deen-day?”
Him: “You’ve never heard of G’deen day?”
Me: “No”
Then it hit me.
Me: “Ohhhh, Green Day! Yeah I know them, but I can’t play any of their songs.”
Until now.
Enjoy,
Dylan
P.S. RIP Sean Connery, it might be too soon but, “What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?”
Baritone ukulele cover of Fell in Love With a Girl by The White Stripes from the album, White Blood Cells
Chords and Lyrics
[Verse 1]
AG
Fell in love with a girl
GCDA
I fell in love once and almost completely
AG
She's in love with the world
GC
But sometimes these feelings
D
Can be so misleading
EG
She turns and says are you alright?
GCD
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
EG
Come and kiss me by the riverside, yeah
E
Bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating now
[Verse 2]
AG
Red hair with a curl
GCD
Mellow roll for the flavor and the eyes for peeping
AG
Can't keep away from the girl
CD
These two sides of my brain need to have a meeting
*(I've got a friend says he's heard Jack sing it: I see stars in my brain, need a
hallowed meeting, but the record sings it: These two sides....)
[Chorus]
EG
Can't think of anything to do, yeah
GCD
My left brain knows that all love is fleeting
EG
She's just looking for something new, yeah
E
I said it once before but it bears repeating now
[Instrumental]
Back to AGCD
*(It's repeated twice with Ah ahhhaa ahhhhhh aaah etc. sung over,
you'll have to listen to the record to get that right, I can't tab ahhhs.)
[Chorus]
EG
Can't think of anything to do, yeah
GCD
My left brain knows that all love is fleeting
EG
She's just looking for something new, yeah
F# *(again single strike and fade..........)
I said it once before but it bears repeating now
[Verse 3]
AG
Fell in love with a girl
GCDA
I fell in love once and almost completely
AG
She's in love with the world
GC
But sometimes these feelings
D
Can be so misleading
EG
She turns and says are you alright?
GCD
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
EG
Come and kiss me by the riverside, yeah
F# *(Single strike of the chord then let it fade to end of line....)
Bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating now
[Instrumental]
Back to AGCD *(It's repeated twice with Ah ahhhaa ahhhhhh aaah etc.)
[Chorus]
EG
Can't think of anything to do, yeah
GCD
My left brain knows that all love is fleeting
EG
She's just looking for something new, yeah
E)
I said it once before but it bears repeating now
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/the-white-stripes/fell-in-love-with-a-girl-chords-174859
Original Email Sent on Nov 5th 2020
My fellow brethren,
If you’re a fan of South Park, you may be familiar with an episode where the students of South Park Elementary had to vote between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich to be the school’s new mascot.
It started out as a joke, with Kyle and Cartman trying to come up with the funniest thing they could think of…
Then it turned into an all-out war, with Kyle doubling down on his support for Giant Douche, and the same with Cartman for Turd Sandwich.
They rallied the other students to pick a side and lean hard to vote in the upcoming mascot election.
Meanwhile, Stan was opposed to either candidate, and didn’t want to participate just because “you’re supposed to.”.
“What’s the point?” he thought, and was told, “an election is always between the giant douche and a turd sandwich, because they’re the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.”
With everyone waiting for him, he finally voted — Giant Douche won in a landslide, like 1,000 to 36.
===
Just wanted to share something relevant as I’m not politically inclined — on a count of muh public school edumacation and reading from second-hand books.
Typical American…
Speaking of America, which has a flag…
And the flag has… anybody? Anybody? (Bueller?)
White stripes!
Yesss, the newest cover is: Fell In Love With a Girl by The White Stripes
And you can get your exclusive, priority access, first-look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6RVClOq1Y
Baritone ukulele cover of Roses by OutKast from the album, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Chords and Lyrics
*When I play, I replace all Bm with B7
[Intro]
EmDCB7AmGFEmDCB7
[Verse]
Em
Caroline! Caroline!
DC
See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine
BmAm
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
GFEmDC
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
B7
Yeah, now dig this, now
Em
Even though
DC
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
FEm
The time it takes to look inside and realise that
DFCB7
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
[Chorus]
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
BmAm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
GFEmDCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
BmAm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
GFEmDCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Verse]
EmDC
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
F
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
F
Trying to hurry up to get to some
F
Baller or singer or somebody like that
F
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
FEm
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
DC
She needs a golden calculator to divide
BmAm
The time it takes to look inside and realise that
GFEmDCB7
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
[Chorus]
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
BmAm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
GFEmDCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
FEm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
DFCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Verse]
Em
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
D
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
C
I said "Shorty, would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
Bm
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
AmG
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt
FEm
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
DCB7
Trickin' off this bitch is lost, Must take me for a geek
Em
A quick way to eat, a neat place sleep,
D
A rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
C
No go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
F
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
Em
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
DFCB7
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
[Chorus]
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
FEm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
DFCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Play 2x]
EmD
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
BmAm
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
GFEmDCB7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Play 2x]
Em
Better come back down to Mars
D
Girl, quit chasin' cars
C
What happens when the dough get so low
F
Bitch, you ain't that fine
EmDFCB7
No way.. no way.. no way
[Play 2x]
EmDCBmAmGFEmDCB7
Crazy bitch (Etc)
[Play 2x]
EmDCFEmDFCB7
[END]
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/outkast/roses-chords-1406090
Email Sent on Nov 10, 2020
Let’s take a look at something:
It’s 2004,
You come home from school, backpack heavy and folded Razor-scooter in hand.
You carelessly throw them in the closet and head straight to the fridge.
Then, you grab a Capri Sun — Pacific Cooler — and a pack of Little Debbie Nutty Bars from the freezer.
You sit down in the living room, with the big, 32-inch tube TV.
Grab the greasy remote, turn on the TV, change the channel.
Right on time.
TRL with Carson Daily is on, and they’re about to play number 7: Roses by OutKast.
Life is…
===
That was more or less my daily ritual during my formative years.
No wonder I got so fat…
Do you ever think it’s weird when you still like the same songs as when you were a kid?
I remember two of my first CD’s were: Sum 41’s All Killer No Filler and System Of A Down’s Toxicity.
I still go back to those albums every once in a while.
And I can still sing practically every word of Fat Lip and Chop Suey.
To me, they’re still good. Quality doesn’t age.
Unlike me…
Now, get your special, priority access, first-look at my new cover here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl_3jJ1P2EU
Feel free to leave a like or comment or show it to someone you hate named, “Caroline”.
Cheerios,
Dylan
P.S. After this email, I’m going to start emailing from a broadcast using my new address: dylan@dylansantiagomusic.com
Just a heads up to keep an eye out, and you can add the email now to your contacts to prevent it from ever going into the spam folder.
Baritone ukulele cover of Ultralight Beam by Kanye West from the album, The Life of Pablo
Chords and Lyrics
[Intro]
F#mADC#
[Hook: Kanye West & The-Dream]
F#m
I'm tryna keep my faith
We on an ultra light beam
We on an ultra light beam
A
This is a God dream
This is a God dream
D
This is everything
C#
This is everything
F#m
Deliver us serenity
Deliver us peace
A
Deliver us loving
D
We know we need it
C#
You know we need it
You know we need it
F#m
That's why we need You now, oh, I
A
Pray for Paris
Pray for the parents
D
This is a God dream
This is a God dream
C#
This is a God dream
F#m
We on an ultra light beam
We on an ultra light beam
A
This is a God dream
This is a God dream
D
This is everything
C#
This is everything
[Refrain: The-Dream]
F#m
I'm tryna keep my faith
A
But I’m looking for more
D
Somewhere I can feel safe
C#
And end my holy war
F#m
I'm tryna keep my faith
[Verse 1: Kelly Price]
So why send depression not blessings?
A
Why, oh why'd You do me wrong? (More)
You persecute the weak
D
Because it makes you feel so strong (Safe)
Don’t have much strength to fight
C#
So I look to the light (War)
To make these wrongs turn right
F#m
Head up high, I look to the light
A
Hey, cause I know that You'll make everything alright
D
And I know that you'll take good care of Your child
C#
Oh, no longer am afraid of the night
F#m
Cause I, I look to the light
[Verse 2: Chance The Rapper]
A
When they come for You, I will shield Your name
D
I will field their questions, I will feel Your pain
C#
No one can judge
They don’t, they don’t know
They don’t know
F#m
Foot on the Devil’s neck ‘til it drifted Pangaea
A
I’m moving all my family from Chatham to Zambia
Treat the demons just like Pam
D
I mean I fuck with your friends, but damn Gina
I been this way since Arthur was anteater
C#
Now they wanna hit me with the woo-wap the bam
Tryna snap photos of familia
My daughter look just like Sia, you can’t see her
F#m
You can feel the lyrics, the spirit coming in braille
Tubman of the underground, come and follow the trail
A
I made Sunday Candy, I’m never going to hell
I met Kanye West, I’m never going to fail
D
He said let’s do a good ass job with Chance three
I hear you gotta sell it to snatch the Grammy
C#
Let’s make it so free and the bars so hard
That there ain't one gosh darn part you can’t tweet
F#m
This is my part, nobody else speak
This is my part, nobody else speak
A
This little light of mine, glory be to God, yeah
D
I’mma make sure that they go where they can’t go
If they don’t wanna ride I’mma still give 'em raincoats
C#
Know what God said when he made the first rainbow
Just throw this at the end if I'm too late for the intro
F#m
Ugh, I’m just having fun with it
A
You know that a nigga was lost
I laugh in my head
Cause I bet that my ex looking back like a pillar of salt
DC#
Ugh, cause they flipped the script on your ass like Wesley and Spike
You cannot mess with the light
F#m
Look at lil Chano from seventy-ninth
[Hook: Kanye West]
We on an ultra light beam
We on an ultra light beam
A
This is a God dream
This is a God dream
D
This is everything
C#
Everything
[Refrain: The-Dream]
F#m
I'm tryna keep my faith
A
But I’m looking for more
D
Somewhere I can feel safe
C#
And end my holy war
[Outro - Kirk Franklin]
F#m
Father, this prayer is for everyone that feels they’re not good enough
A
This prayer’s for everybody that feels like they’re too messed up
D
For everyone that feels they've said "I'm sorry" too many times
C#
You can never go too far when you can’t come back home again. That's why I need ...
F#m
Faith
A
More
D
Safe
C#
War
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/kanye-west/ultralight-beam-chords-1822625
Email Sent On Nov 18th, 2020
Hey,
So you may have heard about the famous rapper/producer/designer/entrepreneur Kanye West running for Presidential Election for 2020.
Of course, we know the result.
Not like he really had a chance of winning…
However, he went ahead to do a three hour interview on Joe Rogan’s podcast before the election.
As a fan of his music and his overall craziness, I was listening to every word.
Sure, I didn’t take it as gospel but, for lack of a better word, I found it quite enticing.
Kanye sort of just went off and showed everyone his unfiltered thought process.
I was looking for a specific quote, but google wasn’t very helpful — lots of people attacking and criticizing his soundbites.
When asked what he would do about the national budget crisis, he replied something along the lines of:
(Paraphrasing from memory)
“I would get all the information I need, and consider all the options before making the best decision.”
It sounded better the way he said it.
Sure, you can say that’s common sense, but I thought it was a very reasonable statement for the “I win you lose” culture of politics.
Now, here’s an actual quote I found:
“I just tell the truth. And telling the truth is crazy in a world full of lies.”
Real eyes realize real lies.
Anyway, I just wanted to share a bit about the artist before I sent you your priority access, first look at my new video.
It’s not your typical ukulele cover song…
Ultralight Beam by Kanye West: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQBYvd_ig3U
Also, I have trouble updating my email with the new broadcast software (I hate technology). But hopefully I’ll be able to start sending these updates directly to you with my new email: dylan@dylansantiagomusic.com — and hopefully it doesn’t go straight to your spam folder, more on that later…